Hey everyone! So if you watch AHS (which you should), then you must have already seen the season finale on Wednesday! If you haven't though and will be pissed to find out what happens, then DON'T continue to read this blog! You've been warned.
So first off, it's freaking called "Be Our Guest" which is also from "Beauty and the Beast" which happens to be my favorite princess growing up... Hahahaha. Anyways back to the show; it starts off showing Liz getting her throat sliced by the Countess' knife/glove/thing- Which makes you think "alright what the fuck did she do now to piss her off?!"
Then it shows Iris and Liz taking a couple into a brand new remodeled room while they're talking about making the hotel more popular and more of a comforting stay- Which I knew right away wouldn't work because hello, there's freaking SERIAL KILLERS that died there and haunt the fuck out of that hotel in every damn nook and cranny! Not to mention... hungry ass VAMPIRES??!!!
After the couple gets killed by Sally and Will, Iris and Liz rounds up all the ghosts and tells them all they need to quit killing the guests. All the spirits seem to be not very happy with that at all because they're all crazy and heartless and love to kill people; until Mr. March came in. He gets all but Sally and Will to get on his non-killing wagon and then Iris starts talking to Sally and gives her something other than "finding her soul mate" to obsess over.... a fucking cell phone. - When I seen that I laughed SO HARD! Like what the hell.... THAT'S PERFECT! I thought though, how the hell did she become so damn popular to get that much followers/friends in ONE DAMN NIGHT?!?! Totally would happen to a freaking dead person.
Then Liz tries to talk some sense into Will over a drink, and gets him to be okay with letting him lead Will's company. Liz gets all the ghosts/serial killers/vampires in the hotel to model his clothing- Which was pretty damn funny if you thought about it..
Then all of a sudden, they bring back Billy Dean Howard from the first season "Murder House"!!!- I completely freaked out as soon as I seen her. To be honest though, I totally somehow missed the part where they said "psychic" and I thought it was Cordillia from the third season "Coven" and so I was already freaking the fuck out and then my brother (who was watching this with me) had to be like "Steph, that's not even her.. She's the psychic from the first one". So yea, I was still freaking out after that though. I liked the psychic too I guess.
So Billy Dean talked to the spirit that she thought was reaching out to Liz but it turns out it was really Iris' son reaching out to her telling her that he loved her. Even though Liz was pretty upset it wasn't her lover, she was still happy for Iris.
Liz begins to think that she wants to die now, because of cancer, so she rounds up the spirits once again and tells them that she wants them all to kill her. She gives each ghost a murder weapon to kill her with as she just lays there on the bed. - All I could think of was WHAT THE FUCK! Why in the world would someone want to go that way??? That would be SO PAINFUL! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING????!!!
Well as Liz lays there, about to get hammered, drilled, beaten, shot and so on, the Countess makes a visit. The Countess says how she wants to be there to help her "transition", lays Liz down, and the Countess slices her throat (like what we seen in the beginning).
They show Liz looking at her dead self, and then she turns around to see her lover there and they talk, and then commercial break.
Billy Dean comes back with her camera crew, and talks with John Lowe. He's not very happy that she keeps wanting to question everyone so he asks Iris to check her into his room to talk with him. Billy Dean begins to ask him personal questions and about his murders. We find out that he got killed outside of the hotel so he only gets to spend time with his family on October 30th which is Devil's Night. He begins to get tired answering all these questions so he asks her to come with him to the Devil's Night party that Mr. March hosts every year. Billy Dean ends up meeting all of the serial killers that attended the party and ends up realizing that she's the guest they are willing to sacrifice. They act like they're about to kill her, but they really just scare the shit out of her (with help from Ramona) and tell her to not mention anything about the hotel again, or else they will kill her. She ends up getting away and then they show John going back to his room.
We get to see John's family again, and his daughter Scarlett is now all grown up and totally okay with her mother and brother being vampires and her dad being a dead serial killer.
They end the show with the Countess meeting a guy at the bar, telling him the season's famous line, "You got a jawline for days".
What I like about every AHS is that Ryan makes sure they all have a good/happy ending. The show is obviously scary and twisted, so the fact that at least the ending is good, I feel that makes it all tie in together. As if it's the whole reason why it's the way it is. I did enjoy this season, but the third and first season's are defiantly still my top favorites and I would say this season is my third. After this season ended, I couldn't help but think what the sixth season will be about! I think it would be cool on a train but it would also be cool on a boat because you know the freaking mermaids would look fucking awesome! I'm wondering though what Ryan has in mind.. I'm sure it'll be amazing.
Well that's all for today's blog. I hope those of you that haven't seen the season's finale yet actually listened to me and didn't continue to read.. I didn't really expect myself to narrate the whole damn episode but I did, so what the hell! If you felt like you missed anything, then you're welcome! Haha. Let me know what you think season six will be about! I'm seriously so excited about it and it hasn't even been talked about yet.. Haha. Thank you all for reading I hope you all have a great weekend!